| STOLE | Why did the goofy police officer arrest the baseball player in the middle of the game? Because he ___ second base |
| SUPPORTER | Police officer arrests, say, Liverpool fan |
| COIFFEUR | Police officer arrests primarily unscrupulous locksmith? (8) |
| NOSE | A clown is the goofy guy at the circus with the big, round ___ who won't be happy until he makes you laugh |
| CLOWN | I'm the goofy guy at the circus with the big, red nose who wants to put a smile on your face that's as big as the one on mine. What am I? |
| CLIVE | Mr. O., who was in the goofy, fun Shoot 'Em Up. |
| SLEEPER | Why did the kooky police officer on the night shift tell everyone that he was an undercover agent? Because he had a ___ on his bed |
| BLACK | Why did the dog-loving scientist paint his workplace the color of coal? Because he had always wanted a ___ lab |
| HOOKER | Player in the middle of the front row of a rugby scrum (6) |
| BLOW | Why didn't the tuba player bring his horn to the parade? Because he didn't want to ___ it |
| GOTCAUGHTSTEALING | The baseball player was pink-slipped because he ___ |
| ROBERTREDFORD | Actor who starred as a baseball player in the 1984 movie The Natural: 2 wds. |
| PETEROSE | Baseball player in the WWE Hall of Fame |
| TEED | In golf, and in the past tense, what is it to have played the first stroke of the game? (4) |
| IMAGE | I take part in the game because of a likeness for it (5) |
| SCRUMHALF | Player in the middle of team, namely Fulham, runs all over the place |
| TYPE | Why did the keyboard and the monitor stop dating? Because he just wasn't her ___ |
| GILAMONSTER | Why did Godzilla seek out a doctor when he broke his leg? Because he needed someone who could ___ (2 wds) |
| SEA | Why was the big 4A always roaring to go to the beach? Because he was a ___ lion |
| EGGPLANT | Why did the foolish farmer spread fertilizer outside his chicken coop? Because he wanted to grow an ___ |
