| IWOULDNTKNOW | What would happen if you didn't tell me? Don't ask me! (1,7,4) |
| REFLECTION | Thought this would happen if you took a good look at yourself in the mirror (10) |
| RUKEYSER | Poet Muriel who wrote, "What would happen if one woman told the truth about her life? / The world would split open" |
| DEAFNESS | What would happen if the auditory nerve was completely damaged (8) |
| ISAYNO | "Me? Don't even think about it!" |
| NOTI | "Me? Don't be ridiculous!" (2 wds.) |
| WEDPROBABLYWED | Response to "What do you think might happen if you and your boyfriend got back together?" |
| RUNOUTOFSTEAM | This will happen if you fail to refill kettle or lose one's energy (3,3,2,5) |
| IHAVENTACLUE | Don't ask me, I've failed you (1,6,1,4) |
| ITSALLIVEGOT | "Don't ask me for anything else!" (... letters 9 to 6) |
| BYPASS | Route round town is near? Don't ask me! (6) |
| NOCOMMENT | "Allez-vous?" Don't ask me! (2,7) |
| NOCANDO | Party without bottles? Don't ask me! |
| PASS | Entry document? Don't ask me! (4) |
| IMO | Brief "If you ask me (and even if you didn't)" |
| NOREASON | High time to box ears, perhaps? Don't ask me why! (2,6) |
| HEAVENKNOWS | Don't ask me! Your answers may come from above! (6,5) |
| ORELSE | "... and you know what happens if you don't!" |
| TWICE | "What happens if you get scared half to death ___?": Steven Wright |
| BELLYACHE | Grizzle about what happens if you overdo it from 12 (9) |
