| YETIS | What members of the Church of the SubGenius parody religion claim to be descended from |
| ATTILA | Hun from whom Dracula claims to be descended, in Bram Stoker's "Dracula" |
| GIVINGTHEPOKESIGN | What members of the Three Stooges Fan Club call their secret greeting? |
| REENACT | What members of the Sealed Knot do: carry stick around in wet (2-5) |
| DIRECT | What members of the board do is straightforward (6) |
| SEMITIC | Of any of the people, said in 7 15 17 Genesis, to be descended from Shem (7) |
| EDOMITE | Member of an ancient people living south of the Dead Sea in biblical times, said to be descended from Esau (7) |
| VIOLINS | Musical instruments thought to be descended from the Arabian rabab and rebec (7) |
| SEPT | In anthropology, a clan or group that believes itself to be descended from a common ancestor |
| SEMITE | One said to be descended from Noah's son Shem (6) |
| LLAMA | What member of the camel family is kept as a beast of burden in South America? (5) |
| TOMB | The Church of the Holy Sepulchre, Thetford, is the only surviving remains in England of a priory who aided pilgrims to Christ's ... (4) |
| RURALDEAN | Man of the church, of the country, and the East perhaps (5,4) |
| BESEECH | Request to be the church of the diocese (7) |
| COLANDER | A chinois-like kitchen strainer, adopted by "Pastafarians" as the symbolic headgear of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (8) |
| SPANISHSTEPS | Stairway in Rome leading up to the church of the Santissima Trinita dei Monti (7,5) |
| SPANISH | Stairway in Rome leading up to the church of the Santissima Trinita dei Monti (7,5) |
| STEPS | Stairway in Rome leading up to the church of the Santissima Trinita dei Monti (7,5) |
| MORMONS | Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (7) |
| DAY | Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-___ Saints are known as Mormons. (3) |
