| NODRINKSFORMINERS | The Seven Dwarfs go into a bar, and the bartender says ___ |
| WHYTHELONGFACE | A horse goes into a bar, and the bartender says ___ |
| DONTSTARTANYTHING | A set of jumper cables goes into a bar, and the bartender says ___ |
| NAMEYOURPOISON | An exterminator goes into a bar, and the bartender says ___ |
| CROTCHET | Three go into a bar for a waltz (8) |
| RABID | I'd go into a bar looking quite fanatical |
| MOP | 'A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I need a beer and a ___" |
| COUPLEOFBOORS | Two guys walk into a bar. One says, "___." Bartender says, "I can see that, but what'll ya have?" |
| ROUND | Shape of a circle, ring or traditional slice of bread; or, one in a circuit of drinks bought in a pub before time is called at the bar and the lights go dead (5) |
| INTO | "Skeleton walks ____ a bar and says, "Gimme a beer...and a mop!" (Think about it, tee hee...) |
| MONKEYSUSHI | Japanese dish served to a primate, hypothetically: 2 wds. (Theme answer: In this invented phrase, both words can appear before the word "bar," and the second word is a food-related word.) |
| SPACEOMELET | Breakfast dish cooked by an alien, hypothetically: 2 wds. (Theme answer: In this invented phrase, both words can appear before the word "bar," and the second word is a food-related word.) |
| STATUSCANDY | Sugary treats that indicate social standing, hypothetically: 2 wds. (Theme answer: In this invented phrase, both words can appear before the word "bar," and the second word is a food-related word.) |
| ARAB | Out of a bar and into the desert (4) |
| CALL | "Last ___!" (what a bartender says shortly before closing) |
| COUNTERTENOR | Singer has a bar and a note to broadcast |
| BARISTA | It's a bar and you'll find there's a good coffee maker there |
| CLOSINGTIME | What's after last call at a bar, and a theme hint |
| TAB | It's opened in a bar and on a computer |
| ZAPOTEC | Ancient Mexican civilization (c. 600 B.C. to A.D. 1000) that used a bar-and-dot system of enumeratio |
