| FAUCET | Tap and wrench the thing, they say (6) |
| FILLET | Cut of meat? Stuff the thing, they say (6) |
| REINER | Director of This Is Spinal Tap and The Princess Bride, Rob - (6) |
| SPRAIN | To wrench the ankle, wrist, etc, is to do what (6) |
| BROACH | Tap and introduce (6) |
| TYPING | "Tap tap tap ..." activity |
| SPIGOT | Tap and skewer game is part of (6) |
| BASINS | Bowls for washing, typically with taps and attached to walls (6) |
| LURERS | People who trick others into doing things they shouldn't (6) |
| FREELUNCH | Madly cheerful about unicorn's tail -there's no such thing, they say! (4, 5) |
| WREXHAM | Welsh football side that ruins those things, they say (7) |
| NAM | "The Things They Carried" setting, familiarly |
| PANTS | One of the things they make at Underworld on Coronation Street (5) |
| MARINES | The things they"re told are incredible! (7) |
| TIM | 'The Things They Carried' author O'Brien |
| YARG | The last holiday my two parents went on together was to a place on the edge of Bodmin Moor, and the last thing they brought me back was some Cornish cheese (4) |
| CUP | ... and the sort of thing they usually get given when they do! (3) |
| TIERS | Rows and things they can create, they say (5) |
| DANCINGMASTER | Classy type on tap and the hot shot when it comes to clubbing (7,6) |
| LETHARGY | Say it's okay on tap and key for the odd rugby period of sluggishness (8) |
