| TOOSOON | Spooner's Sioux tune? You can't joke about that yet (3,4) |
| TOSON | "We can't joke about that yet?" |
| POCKETS | Planning a prank?: You can't silently sneak up behind someone if you have change jingling in your ___ |
| YOMPING | Going on laborious march? You can't finish - whizz back in car |
| CLOBBER | Clothes? You can't beat them! (7) |
| AIR | The tune you need if you want to inspire (3) |
| SIMULTANEOUSLY | Tune you miss, all distracted at the same time (14) |
| ANNIEGETYOURGUN | Musical's enraging tune you altered (5,3,4,3) |
| SQUARETHECIRCLE | What you have to do to make 24? You can't! (6,3,6) |
| TOOBAD | Beyond redemption? You can't help that! (3,3) |
| WEARANDTEAR | Damage every article one puts on? You can't insure against that |
| EPICENTRE | Ruined recent pie? You can't get more shocking than that! (9) |
| THROWSTONES | Stow thrones, Spooner? You can't do that in a glasshouse! (5,6) |
| AREMY | Cheerful tune: "You ___ ___ Sunshine" |
| ASKMEAGAINLATER | "I can't answer that yet" |
| CLASSICIST | Irish Derby winner? You can't really say it looks like Greek to him! (10) |
| CLASSWILLTELL | Cold girl, one skilled with crossbow? You can't hide superiority! (5,4,4) |
| NADIR | Drain repair? You can't sink lower! |
| DONTMAKEMELAUGH | Stop being a comedian? You can't be serious! |
| REALLY | Form another association? You can't mean it! (6) |