| SOUP | Ridicule rules put to cook; it's not the real thing! (4,6,4) |
| MOCKTURTLE | Ridicule rules put to cook; it's not the real thing! (4,6,4) |
| MOCKTURTLESOUP | Sneer at rules put to cooks providing course |
| JAPAN | Origin of teriyaki: Jabberwock's head with a Chinese way to cook its rump, say? (5) |
| STEADYGIG | Recurring job for cook - it's egg day! (6,3) |
| DOUGH | Cook: It's awful bread (5) |
| DUDS | These clothes are not the real thing! (4) |
| FRAUDS | Father unofficially dealt with furs - they're not the real thing! (6) |
| TOY | To the Yankee, it's not the real thing |
| BOGUS | Go up in the coach, but it's not the real thing (5) |
| VENEER | Had a thin layer on the surface, but it's not the real thing (6) |
| SCALEMODEL | Climb one in fancy gear? It's not the real thing |
| DUMMY | A model comforter it may be, but it's not the real thing (5) |
| ERSATZ | Punters at zoo maintaining, "It's not the real thing" (6) |
| SIMULATION | It's not the real thing (10) |
| MCCOY | 19805 Doctor Who star Sylvester is the real thing! (5) |
| IMITATION | Oy, Kilroy, it's not the real Mccoy, you hear? Copy that! (9) |
| HERON | Marsh, being American, is not the real thing (5) |
| PUTON | Don is not the real thing (3,2) |
| FAKES | Pretends they are not the real thing (5) |
