| KINGSDON | My girlfriend originally wanted no kids, but then everything changed and now we live with our eight children in a place near Somerton! (8) |
| LIARS | "And now we move on to ___", from Father Ted's golden cleric acceptance speech. (5) |
| WEEVIL | We live with wee creature (6) |
| TURNINGPOINT | When everything changed and you became a convert? (7,5) |
| CHIPSHORTAGE | Supply-chain issue affecting many businesses; it also affected our eight theme entries, the missing final letters of which spell it out (and their last words are all a type of what's missing) |
| LSU | College basketball's Tigers, who won the 2023 NCAA women's title this month; they're also prowling in our eight theme entries |
| BOBSYOURUNCLE | Curtsies before more senior family member and then everything is fine |
| FALL | Go down with flu first then everything (4) |
| BABYBOOM | Lots more kids, but only a little noise? (4,4) |
| OVOID | Then everything in effect is like an egg? |
| PLURAL | Like kids, but not mom or dad? |
| UNEVENTFULLIFE | Board game where you have no car, no kids, no luck, and no money? |
| HOMER | TV character who says "I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" |
| CATSGORE | At the beginning of August, my girlfriend left Tresco and moved into my place near Long Sutton (8) |
| ROSUDGEON | Just after four o'clock on Sunday, my girlfriend left Rode and travelled to my village near Perranuthnoe (9) |
| BIRD | My girlfriend and I live on a small road on the east side of Westbury (4) |
| ILLATEASE | One and all come back with kid but are awkward (3,2,4) |
| NEPHEW | Relative with new record he originally wanted |
| ASTAIRE | American singer, dancer and musician, 1899-1987, who stated in his will that he wanted no portrayal of his life in film (7) |
| LITUP | Ron left Puriton with just one headlight, so everything was badly illuminated (3,2) |
