| MELTONMOWBRAY | Leicestershire town, home of the pork pie and one of six homes of Stilton cheese (6,7) |
| RED | Regularly endure erectile dysfunction when eating a bit of Stilton cheese (3,9) |
| LEICESTER | Regularly endure erectile dysfunction when eating a bit of Stilton cheese (3,9) |
| FENDERBENDER | Not so serious collision - and one of six found in this puzzle |
| ELLESMEREPORT | Cheshire town, home of the National Waterways Museum |
| MOWBRAY | Melton ---, Leicestershire town famous for the production of pork pies and Stilton cheese (7) |
| LATCHFORD | Northeastern Ontario town, home of the Ontario loggers hall of Fame |
| ORONO | Town, home of the University of Maine (5) |
| YOICHI | Japanese town, home of the Nikka whisky distillery (6) |
| HOYLAKE | Seaside town, home of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club (7) |
| DAVIDSON | Saskatchewan town, home of 'The World's Largest Coffee Pot' |
| ASSINIBOIA | Saskatchewan town, home of the Shurniak Art Gallery |
| ALDERSHOT | Hampshire town, "Home of the British Army" (9) |
| CHI | ___-Town (home of The Bean) |
| WHANGAMATA | Coromandel town, home of the annual Beach Hop (10) |
| BOLTON | Greater Manchester town, home of the Wanderers football club (6) |
| HELSTON | Cornish town, home of the Floral Dance (7) |
| SIENA | Tuscan town, home of the painter Duccio |
| BLAIR | Old name of a Maryland town, home of an apparent murderer and kidnapper in a 1999 supernatural horror film |
| PORKPIE | Type of cold pie associated with the Leicestershire town of Melton Mowbray (4,3) |
