| LOONINESS | Insanity figures in ladies and gentlemen |
| GENTS | Alternative to "germs," in "ladies and germs" |
| GERMS | Ladies and ___ (silly version of "ladies and gentlemen") |
| MTV | Cable channel that debuted in 1981 with the words Ladies and gentlemen rock and roll |
| APPALOOSA | Ladies and gentlemen carrying father up and down over peak in America, spotted horse (9) |
| GREATNUMBER | "Ladies and gentlemen, our widgets will be sold in ___..." |
| LOOS | Ladies and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, in my book (4) |
| TOILETS | Fuel in test that's explosive, ladies and gentlemen |
| WCFIELDS | Comedian in area besieged by ladies and gentlemen? (1,1,6) |
| LOSALAMOS | Ladies and gentlemen maybe eating sausage that's reduced in US town (3,6) |
| KICKTHEBUCKET | "Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up and try your hand at ___, a game where you punt a pail as far as you can!" |
| TUSCALOOSA | Ladies and gentlemen in Florence possibly missing New York, a US city (10) |
| LOOSELY | Ladies and gentlemen, a cathedral city, more or less (7) |
| CONVENIENCES | Ladies and gentlemen serving the public (12) |
| PRESLEY | "ladies and gentlemen... elvis ___!!!" |
| CONVENIENCESTORE | Ladies and gentlemen rent shop |
| BIPEDS | Ladies and gentlemen |
| FOOTLOOSE | Free to travel, pay hike ultimately squeezing ladies and gentlemen |
| LOOSE | Promiscuous ladies and gentlemen taking ecstasy |
| INTRO | "Ladies and gentlemen ...," e.g. |
