| SPINCYCLES | If James Carville were CEO of Harley-Davidson, they'd make ___ |
| TOOTH | Blow horn on front of Harley-Davidson chopper (5) |
| GASMEN | They'd make you laugh in Government making up names (6) |
| FOOLSGOLD | Some idiots thought they'd make a fortune from the Stone Roses (5-4) |
| FIREDRILLS | If Mrs. O'Leary were CEO of Black & Decker, they'd make ___ |
| SOAPCAKES | If Susan Lucci were CEO of Sara Lee, they'd make ___ |
| THUMBNAILS | If Roger Ebert were CEO of Ace Hardware, they'd make ___ |
| BACKGROUNDS | If Quasimodo were CEO of Starbucks, they'd make ___ |
| MONKEYBARS | If John T. Scopes were CEO of Mars, they'd make ___ |
| PEANUTOIL | If Jimmy Carter were CEO of Amoco, they'd make ___ |
| POTATOCHIPS | If Dan Quayle were CEO of Intel, they'd make ___ |
| VAMPIREBATS | If Bela Lugosi were CEO of Wilson Sporting Goods, they'd make ___ |
| SMARTYPANTS | If Albert Einstein were CEO of Gap, they'd make ___ |
| LSU | Sch. whose alumni include Shaquille O'Neal, James Carville and Rex Reed |
| MEAN | How James Carville gets when cornered |
| THEECONOMY | "It's ___, stupid": (James Carville quip) |
| KIBOSH | Finish off front of Harley and thereupon mostly cycle around (6) |
| POISONIVY | Romantic interest of Harley Quinn |
| REDVERSUSBLUE | Competing color schemes in the Matalin/Carville living room? |
| TWOPARTYSYSTEM | Matalin/Carville method for avoiding conflicts while entertaining? |