| ABBAS | Dorset village noted for its priapic chalk Giant |
| CERNE | Dorset village noted for its priapic chalk Giant |
| TOLPUDDLE | Dorset village noted for its protesting early 19th century agricultural labourers or Martyrs (9) |
| EDAM | Village noted for its cheese |
| ABBOTS | Staffordshire village noted for its annual Horn Dance (6,7) |
| BROMLEY | Staffordshire village noted for its annual Horn Dance (6,7) |
| ABBOTSBROMLEY | Staffordshire village noted for its annual Horn Dance |
| HAWORTH | West Yorkshire village noted for its association with the Brontes (7) |
| WOOKEY | ____ Hole, Somerset village noted for its cave containing a roughly human-shaped stalagmite (6) |
| CERNEABBAS | Dorset village above which a famous chalk giant is carved out of the hillside |
| YNYSMON | Welsh name for Anglesey, island with a village noted for having the world's second-longest place name (4,3) |
| RAISINS | Oddly straying, priapic with lust and greed for sweet things (7) |
| APICES | Tips from priapic escorts |
| ARNE | Dorset village (4) |
| ABBOTSBURY | Dorset village near the Jurassic Coast that features a swannery and subtropical garden (10) |
| FROME | Major Dorset chalk stream, flows into Poole Harbour (*for me) (5) |
| CERNEGIANT | Massive chalk figure barely seen in Dorset! (5,5) |
| ALLEN | River ___, Dorset chalk stream... in Cornwall, England! (5) |
| BRIDE | Dorset river, England's most westerly chalk stream - in Hebrides! (5) |
| OLDHARRY | - - Rocks; 65 million-year-old chalk sea stacks in Dorset marking the most easterly point of the Jurassic Coast (3,5) |