| SAHL | Comic who said "I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically" |
| UNIVERSITY | No fees here for nutritionist I've arranged, with you content to leave (10,7) |
| TUITION | No fees here for nutritionist I've arranged, with you content to leave (10,7) |
| DESTITUTE | Being in utter want, T has alien duties to perform (9) |
| LOOK | Because when I ___ at you I can feel it romantic words from Finding Nemo |
| MIRROR | "The ___ is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs": Charlie Chaplin (6) |
| MELT | Ever wonder why ice is so slippery? (It's because when your body weight presses down on the frozen surface, it causes the top layer to ___ a little) |
| WOODYALLEN | Who wrote "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" |
| LOUISCK | Comic who said "I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go 'Ugh'" |
| MAEWEST | In 1940, which screen star said "I've been in Who's Who, and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary}? (3,4) |
| APET | "I don't want to be buried in ___ sematary" (Ramones line) |
| JOHNMULANEY | Comic who said "I'm like an iPhone, it's going to be worse versions of this every year, plus I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason." |
| ELAYNEBOOSLER | Comic who said "Men are very strange. When they wake up in the morning, they want things like toast. I don't have those recipes" |
| CHAUCER | The Canterbury Tales author, who was the first of the poets to be buried in Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey (7) |
| SHARONSTONE | "Mosaic" star who said "I've been in this business for 40 years ... I've seen it all" when asked if she'd experienced sexual harassment: 2 wds. |
| ALANKING | Comic who said "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books" |
| RUDNER | Comic who said "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." |
| GROUCHOMARX | Comedic brother who said "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." |
| SWANSON | "When I die," said Golden Age of Hollywood star Gloria ... "My epitaph should read: 'She Paid the Bills'. That's the story of my life" |
| LAURANYRO | American songwriter of "And When I Die" which part-canadian-band Blood, Sweat & Tears had a hit with in 1969: 2 wds. |
