| BOBHOPE | Comic who said "Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong" |
| EDITOR | "Dullness is the only crime for which an ____ ought to be hung" (Josephus Daniels) |
| MONOGAMY | Oscar Wilde wrote, 'Bigamy is having one wife too many. ... is the same' |
| SINGLE | The only crime is to have a broken leg! (6) |
| JOANRIVERS | Comic who said "Roman Polanski, in college, he didn't have a major. He only had minors" |
| GRAVEOFFENCE | Serious crime where the receiver of stolen goods is buried (5,7) |
| JOHNMULANEY | Comic who said "I'm like an iPhone, it's going to be worse versions of this every year, plus I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason." |
| MARX | Comic who said "Whatever it is, I'm against it" |
| MISPLAY | Make a wrong game move and never get to the theatre reportedly (7) |
| LOUISCK | Comic who said "I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go 'Ugh'" |
| ALANKING | Comic who said "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books" |
| RUDNER | Comic who said "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." |
| ELAYNEBOOSLER | Comic who said "Men are very strange. When they wake up in the morning, they want things like toast. I don't have those recipes" |
| BELUSHI | Comic who said "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts" |
| SAHL | Comic who said "One thing about being narrow-minded - you'll never be lonely" |
| TREASON | Only crime defined in the Constitution |
| SCENE | ___ of the crime (where something illegal took place) |
| PARSONAGE | Page about crime where the vicar lives (9) |
| PATHETIC | Poor film about a crime where folio goes astray |
| ERROR | Roe, with two rights, can make a wrong (5) |
