| YOUNGMAN | Comedian who said "Take my wife ... please!" |
| ALGORE | Who said "Take it from me, every vote counts" |
| HENNYYOUNGMAN | "Take my wife... please!" comedian |
| HENNY | "Take my wife, please!" speaker Youngman |
| ONELINER | "Take my wife... please!," e.g. |
| HAHAHA | Desired response to "Take my wife...please!" |
| GROAN | Reaction to "Take my wife, please!" |
| ELLEN | Comedian who said "Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself," familiarly |
| LOUISCK | Comedian who said "Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery" |
| GROUCHOMARX | Comedian who said "I get credit all the time for things I never said" |
| EMOPHILIPS | Comedian who said, "I started a weightlifting program. But the first day, I threw my back out. So I put down the booklet." |
| SIDCAESAR | Fifties TV comedian who said, "Comedy is exaggerated truth" |
| FLIP | ___ Wilson; comedian who said "The devil made me do it" |
| DAVEALLEN | Irish comedian who said he first gave up smoking aged 8 |
| SURLY | Shirley said take the last goodie away from one who's bad-tempered (5) |
| GAMBOL | As said, take a chance on a frolic (6) |
| REMARK | Something said; take notice of |
| SHOOTTHEBREEZE | "I said, take a picture of that light wind!" |
| PLEASE | "Take My Wife, ___!: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes" |
| RITARUDNER | Comedian who said, "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always" |