| THURBER | Cartoonist who wrote the caption "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" |
| SAYSO | "I did it well, if I do ___ myself" |
| WERE | "Well, if I ___ you..." |
| CHAST | The New Yorker cartoonist who wrote "What I Hate: From A to Z" |
| TWIST | ___ my arm! (Well, if I must ...) |
| MILTGROSS | *20th-century cartoonist who wrote "He Done Her Wrong," a 300-page pantomime tale |
| NAMED | Called the wrong man 'iEd^i |
| GARYLARSON | Cartoonist who wrote 12-Across (2 wds.) |
| PUN | "Well, if you like your hotel so much, why don't you Marriott," for one |
| KARMA | Cosmic version of "well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" |
| REPENT | Wish you hadn't given the agent the wrong number (6) |
| ONIT | "If you saw it, why did you step _____?" (2,2) |
| NINEONETWO | "No, you got the wrong number, this is ___" (Chief Wiggum quote on "The Simpsons") |
| RECEPTIONIST | Welcome to sit out in the office to answer the phone (12) |
| ISNT | "Well, well, well... if it ___ the consequences of my own actions" |
| WHATATVMIGHTSAY | 'You turn me on when you touch me there,' 'Get that VCR off of me,' 'Why do you stare at me so much? |
| ADEAL | I thought we had ___! (Why did you back out on me?): 2 wds. |
| STRETCH | Group who had a hit single in 1975 with Why Did You Do It? |
| SAYHELLO | Answer the phone |
| PICKUP | Answer the phone and hear |
