| PUHLEASE | "Stupidest thing I ever heard!" |
| MOST | "That's the ___ ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" |
| THESWEETEST | "We meet, and the angels sing; The angels sing ... song I ever heard; You speak, and the angels sing; Or am I breathing music into every word?" (3,8) |
| EVERYWORD | 'We meet, and the angels sing; The angels sing the sweetest song I ever heard; You speak, and the angels sing; Or am I breathing music into ...," wrote Benny Goodman (5,4) |
| LAME | Like the stupidest joke you ever heard |
| RECIPE | "A large income is the best ___ for happiness I ever heard of", Jane Austen, Mansfield Park. (6) |
| MARIA | Show tune that begins, "The most beautiful sound I ever heard" |
| ATE | Food Network series "The Best Thing I Ever ___" |
| THEBEST | _ _ Thing I Ever Ate, US food series (3,4) |
| ISONE | "That ___ of the craziest things I've ever heard" |
| ALICE | "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" declarer |
| LOOKITUP | "Ever heard of Google!?" (4,2,2) |
| NOISE | "Have you ever heard your mummy say - annoys ", Buzzcocks (5) |
| LEASTWISE | Stupidest, anyway |
| WISEST | "Only the ___ and stupidest of men never change": Confucius |
| SIMPLEST | Stupidest direction: rid face of pimples with testosterone (8) |
| DULLEST | Least inspiring and stupidest students replacing doctor (7) |
| DOPIEST | Stupidest point about baked goods (7) |
| DONTDRINKANDDRIVE | "Of all words, why 'NAPA'? Haven't they ever heard of '___'?" |
| THESECRETARDEN | Frances Hodgson Burnett work about someone in actress Eve's family whom no one has ever heard of? |