| BERRA | "If you can't imitate him, |
| LEO | Harpo imitates him at the start of "A Night at the Opera" |
| RATS | What you might say when you get the theme answers (or if you can't figure them out) |
| HUM | What you do if you can't sing |
| UROLOGIST | Will one see you if you can't go? |
| UROLOGISTS | Will they see you if you can't go? |
| TUITIONREFUND | What you might get if you can't stay the course? |
| NOMOREMISTERNICEGUIDE | "If you can't behave on this tour, I swear you'll be sorry!"? |
| PLAYITBYEAR | If you can't read music, you must do what circumstances dictate |
| INCOMPATIBLE | If you can't get along you would maybe complain, I bet (12) |
| TOMBOY | If you can't be ladylike you'll get my boot! (6) |
| SEALEGS | What you don't have, if you can't stand sailing (3,4) |
| ADD | If you can't do this up, are you nonplussed? (3) |
| BUMPS | They'll have you hopping if you can't get a seat on the bus! (5) |
| CHER | "If you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner." In 1988 she won an Academy Award for her role in Moonstruck. |
| SNACK | If you can't get 20 &9, you might get this at the buffet (5) |
| ERMA | Bombeck who said, "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it" |
| ELSE | "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody ___?" |
| INCOMEPROTECTION | A type of insurance that supports you if you can't work due to sickness or injury (2 words) |
| LEAVE | "If you can't ____ in a taxi you can ____ in a huff" (Groucho Marx, Duck Soup) |
