| SEEINGSOMEONE | What the Invisible Man thought his girlfriend was doing behind his back? |
| POPEYE | The animation sailor man, his girlfriend was Olive Oyl |
| SCARFACE | What they called Al Capone (probably behind his back) |
| PEPPERLADY | What David Beckham thought his wife Victoria's stage name in the Spice Girls was, in a new Super Bowl ad, when he couldn't remember "Posh Spice" |
| GEORGE | _ Grundy, thought his attacker was Brian Aldridge in The Archers (6) |
| SANEST | My first girlfriend was from St Agnes - it's turned out she was the least crazy one I've had! (6) |
| WELLS | One of the UK's smallest cities; or, the author of The Time Machine, The Invisible Man and The War of the Worlds (5) |
| TARGE | The old king had tea behind his shield (5) |
| SACK | The tackle of a quarterback behind his line of scrimmage in American football (4) |
| NEEDED | My first girlfriend was from Edge End -- when we split up, a big adjustment was required (6) |
| BRASSMONKEY | 1,000 in two lots of cash? I thought his assets were frozen! (5,6) |
| REICH | Hitler thought his would last 1,000 years |
| REMISS | The accident I had last summer in the middle of Bissom was brought about by me messing about and lacking proper attention to what I was doing (6) |
| LOSETHE | &7dn The fact he forgot what he was doing was the funeral directors nightmare (4,3,4) |
| PLOT | &9ac The fact he forgot what he was doing was the funeral directors nightmare (4,3,4) |
| PANDORA | Adrian Mole's girlfriend was a box-opener, according to legend (7) |
| BABEMAGNET | Informally, a man thought to be attractive to women |
| SUSPECTED | Charge split by Spanish college, a man thought |
| HOOTING | What the owl was doing in the car? (7) |
| ALIBI | What a suspect claims he was doing at the time a crime was committed |
